Thursday, March 7, 2013

Henry's list of complaints: 3/6-3/7/2013

#1 Something is wrong with my diaper. Please fix it. Now.
#2 I am hungry. Deal with it. Now.
#3 I am still hungry. Something must be done. Now.
#4 Diaper problem again. Please fix it. Now.
#5 Yes, I'm tired, but why am I all alone in this bed? Join me. Now.
#6 Hmmm. Hungry again. What do we have that's good?
#7 Why am I down here on the floor by myself? Pick me up. Now.
#8 The diaper's got something in it, dammit!

To be continued ...